Suicide with a Butter Knife
By Snoink and Griffinkeeper
Butter
It's what
we spread
over toast
crispy
burnt
black
(Guitar Solo Enters, cut time)
Butter
it's what
we spread
over
buns
delicious
warm
yummy
buns
Chorus (Loud and Quick): SPREAD ME MORE SPREAD ME MORE! KILL ME WITH A BUTTER KNIFE! (Repeat)
Knives
it's what
we use
to spread
the butter
so warm
yellow
fluffy
like cheese.
Chorus
(More melodic bridge, enter soft piano music with a cowbell)
I never thought
my cheese could rot
but I always know
that you will...
Chorus
Outro:
SUICIDE! WITH A BUTTER KNIFE! (repeat until your voice is hoarse and you're about to pass out).