About Me... in list form!
Oh great, somebody wants to find out who I am. Scary. Okay, we'll first of all, I am known as Snoink. I have a real name also, but I have promised myself that I wouldn't reveal it on the internet until I'm a world-famous novelist. If you want to call me by a "real" name, call me Bob.
Snoink comes from a nickname. During my first ski trip, I was admiring a ski cap that had a little knit pig on it. Now, I love pigs, sometimes with a scary obsession, and everyone was rolling their eyes as they saw me stare at this pig. Then a friend told me I needed a new nickname, and gave me the choice of Snow Pig or Snoink. I said Snow Pig, and thought nothing about it.
Later that day, my siblings and I saw my mom and dad on the ski lift. We waved and hollered, but to no avail. Our parents would not look. We counseled together. "How can we get their attention, my brother asked. Then, I turned towards their direction and gave a deep, long, "OINK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My parents immeditately turned their heads towards us and waved. We waved back, and ever since then, I have been known as Snoink.
Other facts about me?
- I'm a girl.
- I'm a really bratty teenager. Well...I try not to be, but whatever.
- I like to write.
- I am terrible at writing.
- I'm worse, if such a thing is possible, at writing poetry.
- I am good at criticizing without hurting any feelings.
- I play clarinet.
- I'm a twin.
- I can't think of anything else to write.
No, seriously, I can't. Plus, I'm not good with checklists. What I do know is that I can rant a storm, but then my website wil be full of ranting, and what use is that to anyone? So I'll try to confine the facts about me in a simple checklist. When I figure out what else I want to put down there, I guess I can, but for now, I hope you understand.