My (Terrible) Singing and Other Recordings

First of all, if you expect an operatic song, forget it. I don't have the voice. Second of all, if you wanted a some deep songs, forget it. However! If you want to hear long pointless ramblings about stories, bad clarinet playing, or even worse singing, then by all means enjoy yourself! This is the place for you. ;)

All of the links go to .mp3 files. I've tried to keep the file size as low as I could. All the sizes are shown at the bottom for those curious.

About FREAK

This is about me rambling about my novel, FREAK. When I did it, I was hoping I would write a somewhat decent summary for publishing purposes, but alas! Talking about it didn't seem to help.

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Donut Song (PART ONE)

This is one version of me singing this song. This one, I mess up in and... yeah. I still think it's amusing though!

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Uberly Quick Version!

This is me very very hyper, interviewing my brother about a story about a monkey that beats up a dragon. Yeah. Don't ask. It's somewhat of an inside joke to YWS. Anyway, trivia! We actually did do the rock paper scissors match. The first time, we both did scissors, but the second time, I accidentally did thumbs up. So that's why it's all confusing and stuff. Also, I'm talking really really quickly. Did I mention I was hyper?

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I Wanna Be Like You

To show off our monkey love for YWS, I wanted to sing "I Wanna Be Like You" with my brother. But he didn't want to do it with just me, so I got my sister and asked her, "Do you want to sing? To a microwave?" Of course, she had no idea what I was talking about and I was sure I just said microphone. It took a minute, but we finally burst out laughing. So this is us singing, the background music being by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. It's really really bad, but strangely amusing...

(Size: 2.1 MB)

Banana Song

This is a camp song I learned about bananas.

(Size: 269 KB)

Donut Song (PART TWO)

This is the cleaner version of the song. :D

(Size: 302 KB)

Home on the Range

Here's me messing up the song "Home on the Range" like I usually do.

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Announcement Song

This is one of my all-favorite songs, sung in camp to those people who have announcements. It's lovingly condensing to the announcer.

(Size: 424 KB)

Four Minutes of Happiness

This is the sound of a train coming down from the mountain. It's a bit distorted at times, but still! Awesome stuff!

(Size: 2.4 MB)

Train Rushing Past

Another train!

(Size: 2.2 MB)

Waterfalls

This is the sound of a very large waterfall. Put it on loop and you'll get a very relaxing ambiance! Taken at Mosbrae Falls.

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